This Isn't On-Demand, Bitch
Custy: I want a girl who will piss.
Me: Oh, a piss show? Sure! I don't have to go right now but buy me a bottled water ($1) and I'll be ready soon.
Custy: Well... Let me think about it.
Me: While you're thinking, I could be drinking water and preparing myself.
Custy: I just want to think about it first.
Me: You must not want it too badly, then.
Dear Coke Talk: On fucking a congressman. →
Can’t say I’d take the high-road on this one but I love a good political scandal. dearcoketalk: If a friend recently had debauched gay sex with a fairly unremarkable Republican congressman, would you advocate taking the high road and snickering at him in private or the low road and creating another “scandal” before election time? That depends. Don’t fuck with a man because of...
My peepshow does almost nothing to advertise and so I’m going to have to keep my schedule updated somewhere, right? Here is as good a place as any. Okay, here it is. September 4-10, 2011 Sunday 4: 6pm - 1am Monday 5: 6pm - 1am Tuesday 6: off Wednesday 7: 6pm - 1am Thursday 8: 6pm - 1am Friday 9: off Saturday 10: 6pm - 1am I can be found at:...